Laws Which Newton Forgot To State]

Laws Which Newton Forgot To State]


Law of queue: If you change queues, the one you have left will
start to move faster than the one you are in now.

Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get
an engaged one.

Law of Mechanical Repair: after your hands become coated with
grease, yr nose will begin to itch.

Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the
least accessible corner.

Bath THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone
rings.

LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know
increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen
with.

LAW of the RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a
machine won't work, it will !

LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely
proportional to the reach.

THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the
aisle arrive last.

LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee,
your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the
coffee is cold.�������